http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020899.html

Woman on cell: He was here for ten days and he only touched my boobs twice!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: and my girlfriend would be upset if it were 10 minutes

Old thug passing three fat chicks on their way to a club: Explosion of titties!

--Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn

Hipster barista guy: A boob is just a moisturized bag of skin, seriously!

--Think Coffee

Overheard by: its to early for this conversation

Full-on punk guy: Dude! Shit is so good! I just want someone to squirt tahini all over my tits!

--St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: Dahlia

Girl on phone: Wait! What? No! Well, I do shit a lot. But I don't want to shit my boobs away!

--Times Square

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007336.html

Girl, frustrated: Because every time I try to study, you yell "sausage" at me!

Bristol, Vermont

Title: 'A Tale of Two Sixes' (2/6)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica / Star Trek Voyager crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. I'm just borrowing them.
Summary: Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt? AU all the way.
A/N:  Wordcount: 6000.  Previous chapters can be accessed from the link. As always, please review.


"the preferred option to alleviate said tension would be..."

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Fat blubbery man to wife: C'mon already! Let's go in the water--I gotta take a piss!

--Caribbean

Overheard by: Grossed Out

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007335.html

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020898.html

Female college student on cell: Sorry, there was an incident. She was eating string cheese, and I told her she looked like a walrus. So she tried to smack me in the face but she couldn't, and I ran into the bathroom. So she tried to hit me with the string cheese, but I was like your string cheese will get all fuzzy. So she smacked me in the face with the cheese.

--Penn Station

Girl on phone: And then I stuck a string cheese in the microwave. Yeah, in the wrapper.

--57th & 7th

Sexy guy, looking at orchestra program description of movement "con brio": Does that mean "with cheese"?

--Camerata Notturna Concert, W. 57th St

Overheard by: Ladle

Older European woman to another: She's fine with the reference to cheese. I mean, she can eat cheese, just not the real kind.

--Union Square

Hipster: So she writes everything down in her cheese diary...

--Bedford & 4th

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020897.html

20-something woman on cell: So I'm like, "Be a man and go in the ladies' room!"

--19th & 7th

Overheard by: tycho anomaly

40-something suit on cell: Why do I have to be the girl?

--University Place & 14th St

Overheard by: rich

Meathead: To the point where the hottest women in Thailand are men. But I mean, no homo or anything.

--Uptown 5 Train

Overheard by: Can't vouch for this

Woman on cell: So yeah, men and women are different. Anyway...

--High Line Park

Overheard by: hudson williams-eynon

Guy, looking at friend's iPhone: Ugh, I really didn't need to see shemale penis today.

--99 Below Restaurant

Overheard by: Calvin SC

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