Woman on cell: He was here for ten days and he only touched my boobs twice!
--Penn Station
Overheard by: and my girlfriend would be upset if it were 10 minutes
Old thug passing three fat chicks on their way to a club: Explosion of titties!
--Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn
Hipster barista guy: A boob is just a moisturized bag of skin, seriously!
--Think Coffee
Overheard by: its to early for this conversation
Full-on punk guy: Dude! Shit is so good! I just want someone to squirt tahini all over my tits!
--St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Dahlia
Girl on phone: Wait! What? No! Well, I do shit a lot. But I don't want to shit my boobs away!
--Times Square
Girl, frustrated: Because every time I try to study, you yell "sausage" at me!
Bristol, Vermont
Title: 'A Tale of Two Sixes' (2/6)
Author: Semerket
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica / Star Trek Voyager crossover
Pairing: Seven of Nine/Six
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. I'm just borrowing them.
Summary: Circumstances bring a Cylon to Voyager. How will she adapt? AU all the way.
A/N: Wordcount: 6000. Previous chapters can be accessed from the link. As always, please review.
"the preferred option to alleviate said tension would be..."
...
Fat blubbery man to wife: C'mon already! Let's go in the water--I gotta take a piss!
--Caribbean
Overheard by: Grossed Out
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: cubicle slave
Female college student on cell: Sorry, there was an incident. She was eating string cheese, and I told her she looked like a walrus. So she tried to smack me in the face but she couldn't, and I ran into the bathroom. So she tried to hit me with the string cheese, but I was like your string cheese will get all fuzzy. So she smacked me in the face with the cheese.
--Penn Station
Girl on phone: And then I stuck a string cheese in the microwave. Yeah, in the wrapper.
--57th & 7th
Sexy guy, looking at orchestra program description of movement "con brio": Does that mean "with cheese"?
--Camerata Notturna Concert, W. 57th St
Overheard by: Ladle
Older European woman to another: She's fine with the reference to cheese. I mean, she can eat cheese, just not the real kind.
--Union Square
Hipster: So she writes everything down in her cheese diary...
--Bedford & 4th
Title: So Close
Author: Fab_fan
Fandom: All My Children
Pairing: Frankie/Bianca, Bianca/Reese, Maggie/Bianca (Past), Maggie/Other
Rating:R
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Summary: There is a crazed stalker after Bianca and her family. The FBI is doing their best to catch the killer and protect the small family. Oh...and Frankie's alive.
Part 11
20-something woman on cell: So I'm like, "Be a man and go in the ladies' room!"
--19th & 7th
Overheard by: tycho anomaly
40-something suit on cell: Why do I have to be the girl?
--University Place & 14th St
Overheard by: rich
Meathead: To the point where the hottest women in Thailand are men. But I mean, no homo or anything.
--Uptown 5 Train
Overheard by: Can't vouch for this
Woman on cell: So yeah, men and women are different. Anyway...
--High Line Park
Overheard by: hudson williams-eynon
Guy, looking at friend's iPhone: Ugh, I really didn't need to see shemale penis today.
--99 Below Restaurant
Overheard by: Calvin SC
Author: Kelinswriter
Fandom: Guiding Light
Pairing: Olivia/Natalia
Rating: NC-17 (for lots of things)
Summary: Starts with the infamous scene with the OPT Pregnancy Test. Spins off from there into its own little universe.
Disclaimer: CBS, P&G, Telenext et. al. owns these characters; I'm just taking them off the shelf and playing with them for a while.
( Mommy! Wake up! The picnic! )


