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05 August 2008 @ 07:46 pm
Things You Don't Hear Every Day  
Tiff, storming in off the porch where we keep our "farm": "Apparently, grasshoppers like to fuck in my lemon balm!"

O_o

Ooooo-kay.
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tulliolustulliolus on August 6th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
Tune in next time, for more of 'Tiff Tourette's Wildlife Roundup'!
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on August 6th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOL Yes. Exactly.
Shut up and smile: TV // Avatar // 8Dmorningafter2 on August 6th, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
Well, that took the frown right off my face. ;)
seftiri: Smileseftiri on August 6th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Oh good! No frowning allowed on my vacation. LOL
Shut up and smile: Comics // Birds of Prey // Hell nomorningafter2 on August 6th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
You mean I'm not allowed to frown for all of August??? You realize I've got three finals, college admissions essays to write, and relatives visiting this month, right? LOL
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on August 6th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
LOL No.... While I might be taking a semester off from school, I still have work--except I'm on vacation from today until Monday. LOL But I won't hold you to smiling until Monday. It's a little unenforceable.
Shut up and smile: Comics // Superman // And that's terriblmorningafter2 on August 6th, 2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
Ah, okay. I may not be able to not frown until Monday (at the very least, it would really hurt my cheeks), but I think I could be a more-or-less cheerful person until then. Is that a good compromise?
seftiri: CM Goddess of Nerdsseftiri on August 6th, 2008 04:08 pm (UTC)
That works for me! :) Plus, I'm posting a new story in the next couple of days... Criminal Minds, JJ/Garcia, plot-driven... Perhaps that might help keep you in good spirits?
Shut up and smile: Comics // YJ // Quartersmorningafter2 on August 6th, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
Then general cheerfulness it is! And OMG, a fic for me to read where the characters are actually acted be real people and not drawn on paper? I wonder if my brain can handle that after so much time in comic book fandoms. ;)
froggumz: Pissed off  - Xenafroggumz on August 7th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
Who would of thought that lemon balm was a grasshopper aphrodisiac.
seftiri: Coconutsseftiri on August 7th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
She's found not one, but two couples out there now. She says she flings them off the balcony and it doesn't seem to faze them in the slightest. LOL