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15 August 2005 @ 01:43 am
My sad attempt at humor...  
Question: How many Casey Haters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: None. They are too busy trying to figure out how to keep the original bulb--even though it went out of its own volition--because it is clearly better than the replacement bulb. Not to mention, it is obviously the replacement bulb's fault the original bulb went out anyway. And the replacement bulb is incompetent. And it is lime green, too. And the light it gives lurches. And only the original bulb should be able to shed light on that particular room; never, ever another bulb.


I think I am going to go back to writing my angsty story now.


My State of Mind: bitchybitchy
What the Voices in My Head Hear: Cake--but it's not helping my mood
E: squeefulwarrior_cat on August 15th, 2005 10:29 am (UTC)
I love your metaphor. XD It's awesome.
seftiri: Limerseftiri on August 15th, 2005 04:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :) I was trying to cheer myself up. Getting 7 hours of sleep in a row for the first time in 6 months actually helped more than the joke but whatddya gonna do? ;)
avalon: casey thinkingxxmoonravenxx on August 15th, 2005 01:35 pm (UTC)
HAHA I love that!
seftiriseftiri on August 15th, 2005 04:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :) I'd say pass it on, but it's kind of wordy and awkward. LOL
Rebeccatheniwokesoftly on August 15th, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
Too funny. You're hilarious when you're pissed.
seftiri: Not Silencedseftiri on August 15th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks. I've been told that before. Maybe I should become an anger comic like Lewis Black.... Hmmmmm....
Shit: lmaoshitashii on August 17th, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)




Still laughing....

Ha! Anyway, ha, Casey-haters have really given Alex-lovers a bad name. They need to get off of that side. A whole new planet...er...category...
seftiri: Limerseftiri on August 17th, 2005 06:28 am (UTC)
Glad it made you laugh! And yeah, it's really sad that so many (not all) of the Casey Haters are also Alex Lovers...cuz I loved Alex too. But it is hard to love her in fic, especially when the writer is bashing Casey while bringing Alex back into the fold. Sigh...

But soon I will have my own fic response to those sad people. And no, I don't Alex bash or hurt her or anything. But I do bring her back into the fold without Casey bashing. :)
Mystic Amethyst: Faithmysticamethyst on August 21st, 2005 09:41 am (UTC)
Haha.That's great. I'm gonna keep laughing on and off for the rest of the day now. People are gonna look at me funny, not that that's unusual, considering I just burst out laughing in a computer lab full of people...oops.
seftiri: Limerseftiri on August 21st, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC)
Glad it made you giggle. :)
momma2kally on August 26th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
I know this is an older post, but I followed the linkie to your LJ from your story that I'm still in love it. *is not a stalker, promise*

Anyways, thanks much for sending diet cherry coke out through my nose and onto my keyboard. And thanks to whatever computer god had me borrowing my brother's computer tonight instead of using my own computer.

I love Alex. I do. But she left and then Casey came and damnit, I like Casey. And this joke, I like that too. :)

seftiri: Hate Me?seftiri on August 26th, 2005 08:37 am (UTC)

Um...snarfing anything carbonated has to hurt like Hell. OUCH. And...sorry!

But good on you for snarfing it all over your brother's computer! ;)

moonlightholly on September 4th, 2005 05:04 am (UTC)
Hahaha, this post kills me! :D By the way, awesome job on your fics. I am an avid reader!
seftiriseftiri on September 4th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
:D Glad the joke made you laugh. And thanks about the fics! I love to write and C/O is my passion at the moment. There will be more soon. :)