Stolen from theniwokesoftly

The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Casey Novak, SVU
2. Lilly Rush, Cold Case
3. Olivia Benson, SVU
4. Serena Southerlyn, L&O
5. Seven of Nine, ST: VOY
6. Lily Lebowski, Crossing Jordan
7. CJ Cregg, The West Wing
8. Catherine Willows, CSI
9. Gabrielle of Potadeia, X:WP
10. Beth March, Little Women
11. Philadelphia Gordon, All the Rivers Run
12. Lara Croft, Tomb Raider



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lily Lebowski/Philadelphia Gordon

Never read one and it's not likely to happen. After all, they are two women from different time periods, different continents, and different sensibilities.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Serena

Oh yeah. Those eyes? That hair? The thought of her entwined around Aiden Burn? H.O.T.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lara Croft/Catherine Willows

Not gonna happen, cuz they're both women, but if it were possible, those would be some fucking smart, fucking gorgeous, fucking adventurous children. LOL

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Gabrielle

Are you kidding? There are too many to count, let alone rec. Anything by sHaYcH, of course, and older stuff by DeBonheur. BL Miller's stuff. HS Hines. God, it's been so long!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lilly Rush/Lily Lebowski

Just based on the fact that they have the same first name, no. Plus there is all sorts of wrong there. NO.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Seven of Nine/Gabrielle or Seven of Nine/Beth March

Uhhhhhh....uhhhhhhh.... C) none of the above? Please? ::whimper::

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
CJ walks in on Lilly Rush and Lara Croft

Well, first, that would be lovely hair-color-wise. CJ would probably fall over herself trying to apologize for the interruption while Lilly would laugh and Lara would smirk. Lara would probably invite her to join, too, but get cuffed upside the head by Lilly for the trouble.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Olivia Benson/Beth March

Hell, no! Olivia would never ever be involved with someone under the age of 21. Never, ever, ever.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Casey Novak/Catherine Willows

That would be...odd. I can't see it. I doubt anyone else can.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
CJ Cregg/Lara Croft

The Super Spy Who Loved Me

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Serena/Casey

The escape of Milan Zergin and his attempt to kill Casey, which fails. Serena is assigned to prosecute Zergin for the escape and attempted murder. During a late night session to go over her testimony, Casey breaks down and Serena takes her home to comfort her.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
CJ Cregg

More than likely. I have.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Olivia

Perhaps. But not often.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Philadelphia Gordon

The odds of that are so miniscule as to be microscopic...like George W. Bush's brain.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Lilly Rush/Serena/Seven of Nine

Dear GOD, that would be very BLONDE. O_o Very blonde indeed. I don't think it would be healthy to attempt to write that.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Beth March

She wouldn't. She died a virgin.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Catherine Willows

She's Got Legs, ZZ Top

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Casey/Lily Lebowski/Lara Croft

Warning: This fic is completely unbelievable, by any stretch of anyone's imagination. If you feel like you can wrap your mind around it, do it at your own risk. I refuse to be responsible for your neurological surgery expenses.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Lilly Rush/Beth March

It would.never.happen.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Seven of Nine

Um, a week ago? I own a freaking list about her. LOL

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Lily Lebowski

High heels and trench coats.

Would Eleven shag Nine?
Philadelphia Gordon/Gabrielle

I could actually see that. In fact, Delie is kinda like Xena (strong, abandoned, successful in a man's work long before equality, determined, dark haired...). I could see that.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Olivia Benson/CJ Cregg

They fight about it. Every.single.night.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Casey and Gabrielle are in a happy relationship until Gabrielle suddenly runs off with Serena. Casey, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Philadelphia Gordon and a brief unhappy affair with Lara Croft, then follows the wise advice of Seven of Nine and finds true love with Olivia Benson."

Casey Novak and the No Good, Horribly Bad, Totally Awful Crack Whore Dream. Shay would read it because I'd written it. Snuffnyc would read it just so she could say she had. Dani_ellie would read it if I asked her to and would be very polite when telling me how much it sucked. No one should attempt this story, even if it does end up perfectly with Casey and Olivia together. LOL

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
CJ Cregg/Catherine Willows

While it would be quite the Long Distance Relationship from Hell, I think that could actually be cool.