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12 September 2005 @ 09:07 pm
An Open Letter to Pat "I'm a Fucktard" Robertson  
In light of Pat Robertson's recent assertion that all of the world's ills are the fault of Ellen Degeneres--see his fucking ridiculous statements here--
I sent him the following letter at his website:

Dear Mr. Robertson,

Were you born stupid or did you have to work at it?

Conferring blame upon Ellen Degeneres for the tragedy of 9/11, the increasing resistance of the Iraqi people to our illegal occupation of their country, and the recent tragedy of Hurricane Katrina is not only asinine, it is perhaps the most hateful, irresponsible, and most excreable thing you have ever had to say in your pathetic, Godless existence.

Where is your hometown? Perhaps we can make an argument to connect its struggles and tribulations to the number of times you embarrass the rest of the Human Race by claiming to be a member of it?

And do you have any siblings? Because I would really like to know if your parents were smart enough to stop procreating before they unleashed any more creatures of your ilk upon the Earth.

And here, from the bottom of my heart, is my dearest wish for you:

May you be reincarnated in your next life as a Jewish, black, lesbian woman below the poverty level so you will truly know how stupid you sounded in this life.



Yes, I signed my real name and yes, I gave him my real telephone number.

I hope the fucktard calls me so I can tell him live and in person what I really think of him.



ETA: theniwokesoftly just notified me that the article was satirical in nature and that Pat Robertson did not say any of that. To which I now must say, How on Earth do I get the hate mail I sent him back??

My State of Mind: embarrassedembarrassed
deify_bd_wong on September 13th, 2005 01:21 am (UTC)
You make my heart smile. :)
seftiri: All Smilesseftiri on September 13th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)
I bet I don't make Pat Robertson's heart smile. LOL But thanks.
Rebeccatheniwokesoftly on September 13th, 2005 01:22 am (UTC)
Oh, babe, I hate to break it to you, but it wasn't real, at least according to Snopes.
seftiri: icon assimilatedseftiri on September 13th, 2005 01:58 am (UTC)
Yeah. So do you think he has a team of assassins?

Rebecca: kittenstheniwokesoftly on September 13th, 2005 02:10 am (UTC)
I dunno if he'll even notice. And even if this is fake, you still think he's a fucktard, right? Cause he is.
seftiri: All Smilesseftiri on September 14th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC)
Yeah, I do. And you think I'm cool? (from other comment at your meme)

That makes me smile. :D

And you know what? Pat Robertson could send the entire 82nd Airborne to kill me and I wouldn't care.

And you'll find out why when I update my LJ. :D
Tiffany: demons of stupiditypiekid on September 13th, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)
Bravo! Well said!
seftiri: First Dayseftiri on September 13th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
Now if only the article had been real!

Then I would look more heroic and less moronic.


Someone needs to tell me where my activist switch is so I can flip it off before I send these things sometimes...

Tiffany: life excitingpiekid on September 13th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
Damn... well, we all have our moments!
deify_bd_wong on September 13th, 2005 02:52 am (UTC)
If it makes you feel any better, I IMed someone with the screenname "caseynovakzmine" thinking it was you. Then I remembered your real screenname... after she was all like, "wtf, person with a somewhat familiar screenname?!" And I was all like, "omfg, I'm stupid." So, yeah.
seftiri: Hungerseftiri on September 14th, 2005 01:18 am (UTC)
LOL I have her on my buddy list. LOL