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17 September 2005 @ 11:56 pm
And now for something completely different...  
Tagged by dancing_crazy.

And I couldn't stop at 10. Sorry.



1. 1985, USA
"Bodie, I've noticed you've stopped stuttering."
"I've been giving myself shock treatments."
"Up the voltage."

ralst just WOWed me by getting this one. O_o

2. 1968, UK
"What is this? I'm not mouldering - my pate's not peeling off. I'm good for years."
"How many years? Suppose I hold you back for one? I can - it's possible. Suppose your first son dies? Ours did - it's possible. Suppose you're daughtered next? We were - that, too, is possible. How old is "Daddy" then? What kind of spindly, ricket-ridden, milky, wizened, dim-eyed, gammy-handed, limpy line of things will you beget?"
"It's sweet of you to care."
"And when you die - which is regrettable, but necessary - what will happen to frail Alais and her pleumy prince? You can't think Richard's going to wait for your grotesque to grow."
"You wouldn't let him do a thing like that."
"Let him? I'd push him through the nursery door!"
"You're not that cruel."
"Don't fret. We'll wait until you're dead to do it."

celievamp was divinely inspired!

3. 1986, USA/UK
"I guess she don't like the cornbread, either."

ralst gets the prize for getting this one on such a throwaway line.

4. 1993, USA
"Quite obviously, I was looking for an oil and gas lawyer."

5. 1995, USA
"If you fit into my pants I think I'll kill myself."

piekid has just blown my frickin' mind! AMAZING!

6. 1985, USA
"How many husbands have you had?"
"Mine, or other women's?"
"Yours."
"Five."
"Five?"
"Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."

Obviously dani_ellie has one. You rock, cutie!

7. 1990, USA
"I'll bet someone back east is going, "Now why don't he write?""

An anonymous poster gets the throw away line from Dances With Wolves!

8. 2003, USA
"Son number one?"
"Yeah?"
"This tall drink of a cocksucker ain't dead."

Because Kevin knows his Uma!

9. 2002, Hong Kong/China
"This is the sacred law of Qin! If your majesty is to unite the land, this man has to be made an example of! Your Majesty, execute him! Your Majesty, execute him! Your Majesty, execute him! Your Majesty, execute him! Your Majesty, execute him! Your Majesty, execute him!"

shaych_03 got this one via YIM! :D

10. 1999, USA
"Were they sent to Hell?"
"Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history."

piekid, thy name is Wunderkind! Love it!





10. 1957, USA
"She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're bound to bump into each other in somebody's place."

11. 1995, USA
"Can't... breathe...."
"Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?"
"Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts."

piekid got this one and I think that's squee!

12. 1993, USA
"Not essential? I think you misunderstand the meaning of the word. I teach history and literature, since when it's not essential?"

13. 1969, UK
"I have a little neck."

14. 1991, UK/USA
"Don't you ever say never to me."

15. 1993, UK/USA
"Please don't send me away, I won't do any harm."
"Harm? What harm can a child do?"

16. 1985, USA
"What do you want?"
"I was told to bring you this bird, father. It's been wounded."
"Good shot. Bring it in, we'll dine together."
"We can't eat this bird, father."
"What? Oh God, is it Lent again already?"

17. 1980, USA
"But she has never worked a day in her life before."
"I know, but she's just been divorced and she needs the job."
"Yeah, and I'm a widow with 5 kids; Jerry should have never died, I could have divorced him. Is that her?"
"Yes."
"We're gonna need a special locker for that hat."

piekid isn't old enough to have gotten this but she did!

18. 1982, UK/USA
"Wings? I don't have wings!"
"Of course not. You're a boy."

19. 1993, USA
"Think it'll be an early spring?"
"Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao."
"Ciao."

Kevin also knows his tertiary and unusual American throwaway holidays! :D

20. 1982 UK/India
"Mr. Kinnoch, I beg you to accept that there is no people on Earth who would not prefer their own bad government to the good government of an alien power."*

shaych_03 YIMmed me this answer! :)

* Words we Americans would be wise to remember.



I'll have 10 more later.

Twoodles.

DiNovia
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Danielle: Dana - Shoe Money Tonight!dani_ellie on September 13th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
AHHH! 6 is Clue!!!
seftiri: Heart Caseyseftiri on September 13th, 2005 04:39 am (UTC)
The most quotable film ever made. :D

Madeline Kahn is Love.

And so are you, hon. :)

How's the head tonight? And you are writing, right? ;)
(no subject) - dani_ellie on September 13th, 2005 12:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tiffanypiekid on September 13th, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
#5 - While you were Sleeping!!! LOL
seftiri: Limer Goddessseftiri on September 13th, 2005 04:41 am (UTC)
That seals it. You are a goddess.

:D

I love that movie.

But I love that you got it from that line even more!
(no subject) - piekid on September 13th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on September 13th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - piekid on September 13th, 2005 05:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
Tiffanypiekid on September 13th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC)
oh yeah 10's Dogma, huh!
seftiri: Ghost Betweenseftiri on September 13th, 2005 04:43 am (UTC)
I wonder if Alex Cabot knew that Wisconsin was worse than Hell when the feds sent her there to become Emily.

Hmmmm....


;)
celievampcelievamp on September 13th, 2005 08:22 am (UTC)
2 Is the Lion in Winter - the divine Katherine Hepburn
seftiri: DN Starpowerseftiri on September 13th, 2005 08:30 am (UTC)
My favorite movie of all time.

The script is the best ever written. Ever.
ralstralst on September 13th, 2005 11:48 am (UTC)
3. Aliens - Ripley at her best
seftiri: icon assimilatedseftiri on September 14th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
You totally rock! How did you remember that line? It's such a throwaway!
(no subject) - ralst on September 14th, 2005 01:36 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on September 14th, 2005 01:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
ralstralst on September 14th, 2005 01:39 am (UTC)
1. Real Genius?
seftiri: One Girl Armyseftiri on September 14th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
okay. Now I have to marry you too!

YOU GOT THE REAL GENIUS QUOTE!

(no subject) - ralst on September 14th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on September 14th, 2005 02:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ralst on September 14th, 2005 02:16 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on September 14th, 2005 02:22 am (UTC) (Expand)
Tiffany: piekidpiekid on September 18th, 2005 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm doing both in the same comment this time... :)

LMAO - #11, if I remember the title correctly, is "Something to talk about"

Lily Tomlin!! - #17 is "9 to 5"
seftiri: Verdict WTFseftiri on September 21st, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)
How did you get these?? Especially 9 to 5???

(no subject) - piekid on September 21st, 2005 04:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on September 20th, 2005 02:26 am (UTC)
#7
Dances with Wolves

Julie
seftiri: All Smilesseftiri on September 20th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC)
Re: #7
Excellent! :) And ::waves::, nice to meet you!
Re: #7 - (Anonymous) on September 21st, 2005 02:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: #7 - seftiri on September 21st, 2005 03:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
Catebabydykecate on June 13th, 2006 10:58 am (UTC)
#15
I am not sure if you still care, but # 15 is The Secret Garden. I used to watch that film 3 times a week when I was little. I think I had a crush on Mary's maid. lol.