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28 September 2005 @ 09:09 pm
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Nicked from celievamp.

Write down 12 character names. Answer the questions beneath the cut using your list.

1. Casey Novak
2. Seven of Nine
3. Olivia Benson
4. B'Elanna Torres
5. Lilly Rush
6. Jordan Cavanaugh
7. Jo Sutton
8. Elizabeth Blaine
9. CJ Cregg
10. Lily Lebowski
11. Serena Southerlyn
12. Amelia Chase

Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?

Lily Lebowski.

A secret exhibitionist. Why do I keep having these strange thoughts of her in a trench coat, fuck me spike heels and nothing else? Hmmm....

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?

Serena Southerlyn.

Will bottom to Alex Cabot.

Would you rather do 3 or 5?

Olivia Benson or Lilly Rush.

Aww, man. Do I really have to choose? Okay. Olivia. But man, choosing sucks.

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?

B'Elanna Torres or Casey Novak.

LOLOL Please. CASEY NOVAK. Absolutely.no.question.

12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.

Amelia Chase and Seven of Nine.

"If I increase the pressure co-efficient of my Borg-enhanced extremity by point one-three pounds per square inch, your respiration will be restricted to the limits of my ability. It will not harm you, I will make sure of it. Do you wish me to do this?"

Amelia's lust filled eyes fluttered closed. "Yes, God yes," she rasped. Her fingers, slick with her own arousal, worked furiously as she felt her breathing become even more laboured. With the addition of the blonde's thrusting fingers, she felt sure she was going to come very soon. And very loudly. Fuck the bitches in First Class. They were all jealous anyway.

The optical implant over Seven's left eye rose in amusement.

"My designation is not 'God'," she explained, while taking the opportunity to grind herself against the redhead's hip bone. "I'm called 'Seven of Nine'."

"You can call yourself the fucking Pope of American Airlines flight 439 as long as you make me come," countered Amelia. "Oh God...there...right there."

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?

Serena Southerlyn.

I wouldn't. First, they don't exist and secondly, Elisabeth Rohm wouldn't do that. I don't think.

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?

Lilly Rush/CJ Cregg.

In a high-end hotel suite in DC. And the writer would probably be me. LOL

When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...

Amelia Chase.

My guess is she is thinking about whether or not she tied off correctly so that she doesn't pass out and die.

What is 11's favorite sex toy?

In my head, Serena Southerlyn's favorite sex toys are champagne and Aiden Burn. Okay, I lied. It's champagne on Aiden Burn.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?

Amelia Chase/Jo Sutton/Casey Novak

Title: Are You Two Sisters?
Warnings: A Philadelphia detective falls into a relationship with a NY ADA and an ex-con who look suspiciously like they are related, even though they claim never to have met before. Read this at your own risk. I cannot be held responsible for the confusion, the pronouns, or the squick factor of Casey and Amelia together.

Would I read it? Probably.

Would I write it? No. I don't think I could.

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?

Seven of Nine or Jordan Cavanaugh.

Jordan, I think. Yeah. Jordan.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?

Serena Southerlyn and Olivia Benson.

Munch would spill the beans. He'd probably take out a billboard in Times Square. Olivia will produce pics of Munch and Fin together in the biblical sense and threaten to post them all over One PP. Munch will relent and become Liv's personal slave (NOT sex slave) for three years.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?

Jo Sutton/Lilly Rush

Well, considering they only met last week...LOL I wish I could say that I had engineered this but I didn't. Um...dear god...what is Jo Sutton's secret sexual wish...um...she wants to bottom for a hot blonde? If anyone has a better idea, let me know. They are my next fandom.

Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.

B'Elanna Torres and Amelia Chase

Wow. Amelia sure gets around, doesn't she? First Seven, now B'Elanna...

How about gagh, Klingon serpent worms? Maybe they could help strangle Amelia?

8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?

Elizabeth Blaine/B'Elanna Torres

Dear Gods and little fishies! I don't care which one tops as long as I get to watch! Vampires and Klingons?? Too.fucking.hot.

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?

CJ Cregg

My guess is that she avoids anything even remotely like the sexual usage of cigars or macadamia nuts.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?

If I had Elizabeth Blaine naked and willing in my bed, I would bare my neck to her first and demand she turn me before we set the land speed and endurance record for mindbogglingly fantastic sex.

If Lilly Rush had Elizabeth Blaine in her bed, I am so hoping she would do the same thing because Lilly Rush as a vampire? Too.fucking.hot.

What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?

Lily Lebowski/B'Elanna Torres

My guess is they'd try to hide the fact that Lana is an alien. Not an illegal alien, mind you, but FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?

Lily Lebowski declares her eternal love for CJ Cregg by having the presidential seal tattooed right in the small of her back.

Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?

Seven of Nine writes Serena Southerlyn/Jordan Cavanaugh.

Summary: A medical examiner and an attorney on Earth circa the 21st century discover a mutual sexual attraction while working together in attempting to ascertain the identity of the man or woman who has illegally caused the death of an unknown caucasian female found eviscerated in a location known as Central Park.

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?

Seven of Nine walks in the room wearing a red thong and feather boa. Elizabeth Blaine, moving faster than the Human eye can see, restrains her from behind, bites her, turns her, and then kisses her senseless.

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:

9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue 5. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.

a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?

CJ Cregg and Casey Novak are having a quickie in a broom closet when Elizabeth Blaine walks in on them. Naturally enough, Elizabeth joins in, first paging Olivia Benson, who's in the middle of fucking Lilly Rush into the mattress. Olivia abandons Lilly on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Lilly, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous B'Elanna Torres attempts to rescue Lilly. But Lilly will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Lily Lebowski is one of her regular clients.

I could see this happening in the SVU...no...I really can't. Just teasing. It would have to be AU or crackfic or something. Titled: “You Can Never Have Too Many Redheads”. Lilly Rush is totally out of character. Readers: I have no idea. Who is writing it? Oh God, whoever it is, please stop! Please!

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shayshaych_03 on September 29th, 2005 06:15 am (UTC)
you.make.me.laugh. that is all.

btw. diane neal fan, much? ;) casey, amelia, and elizabeth. one would get the idea that maybe you were a Limer or something... ;)
seftiri: Limerseftiri on September 29th, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Once a Limer, always a Limer, I always say.


Glad you got some giggles out of this. I know I did. LOL
~Sammy~sherlock_adams on September 29th, 2005 11:58 am (UTC)
Oh, that's some funny stuff =)

Casey & Amelia in a 3way? haha

BTW, thank you SO much for the Amelia caps =)
seftiri: Crunchseftiri on September 29th, 2005 01:40 pm (UTC)
You are very welcome. :)

Glad you enjoyed my weirdo meme, too. LOL
Kathryn Erbe's biggest fan: SVU Casey/ bluepeacoat/smileaudragoren on September 29th, 2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
Love it! I never read these things I usually lose interest but yours was great!

I have a limer question because I looked everywhere...Have you seen any caps for the last episode yet????
seftiri: Casey In Her Eyesseftiri on September 29th, 2005 01:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm often compelled to do these things.

As for caps, check your email...I just sent you four with a total of 227 caps. :D