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07 October 2005 @ 10:05 am
Erin needs...  
Nicked this from audragoren.

You Google "[your name] needs" and post ten of the top results. Additional commentary appears to be optional but you know me. I can't shut up. ;)

1. Erin needs to wear shirts.

Okay. As opposed to what? What clothing item am I missing here? It's not like I cover my torso in peanut butter and head off to work, people.

2. Erin needs our matter of fact acknowledgement that her beloved is dying.

My first response to this was O_o. Then I thought, "Wait...I have a beloved??"

3. Erin needs to check out how it would affect her mortgage, insurance and tax situations.

Gotcha. "It" what, though? How wearing shirts would affect these things? Or my beloved dying?

4. Erin needs what most white girls crave - a c**k that measures in the double digits.

Come anywhere near me with something like that and I will brain you with a twobyfour. ::shudder:: ::gags::

5. Erin needs some care.

Apparently given by nice, calm people in white lab coats. ;)

6. Erin needs a voice.

Nope. Got that one covered, thanks. Works just fine. Can even sing with it.

7. Erin needs a Martial Arts apprentice.

How cool would that be?? I would call her Cricket (you know, instead of Grasshopper) and when she failed me I would go all Trump on her ass and shout "You're fired!"

8. Erin needs platelets.

Gee. But I feel fine. Honestly. ::does a jumping jack or two:: See?

9. Erin needs someone who cares that she is alive.

::sniff:: You mean I don't have that already? ::sniff::

10. Erin needs to be naked.

Now you're just trying to confuse me! Do I need to wear shirts or to be naked?? You can't have it both ways, you know. One automatically cancels out the other. Are you always this contradictory or do you have your off days?

Sheesh.

;)

What Erin really needs is about three more hours of sleep, her cell phone to be delivered, a new job, and to sit her ass down at the computer for a couple of hours to WRITE. ;)

Twoodles!

DiNovia
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purplekudzu on October 7th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious!
I like that you comment on everything. I do it, too, I just usually do it out loud. I did the google thing with my real name, which is Georgeanne, and apparently I have no needs, LOL. My nickname, Anne, apparently has a lot, though :)
seftiri: Squee!seftiri on October 9th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
Re: That's hilarious!
Oh, wow! I love the name Georgeanne. How lovely!

And yeah, I feel compelled to comment. One of the most exciting things I've started so far this year are my SVU reviews. It's a total comment-gasm! :)
Kathryn Erbe's biggest fan: actress Diane /B&W modelaudragoren on October 7th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC)
#4 is my personal favorite!
seftiri: Save Meseftiri on October 9th, 2005 12:45 am (UTC)
Oh, god, I was so afraid when I read that one. I thought, "oh boy, have you got it wrong, buddy boy!"

LOL
replevin for a cow.: dh | lynette says ughquasiradiant on October 7th, 2005 03:49 pm (UTC)
most white girls crave... what? all that sounds is painful, yo.
seftiri: Save Meseftiri on October 9th, 2005 12:46 am (UTC)
Tell me about it. Eeeeeek!
Danielle: All I Want for Christmasdani_ellie on October 7th, 2005 11:21 pm (UTC)
Apparently given by nice, calm people in white lab coats. ;)

You can have your very own Lab Goat Guy! Or Lab Coat Girl. Whichever. ;)

Erin needs what most white girls crave - a c**k that measures in the double digits.

That's MY "o_O" moment.

sit her ass down at the computer for a couple of hours to WRITE. ;)

YES!

seftiriseftiri on October 9th, 2005 12:48 am (UTC)
Labcoat girl, for sure. :D I'm one of those mythical lesbians, the ones who have never been with a man and have no interest in trying it out. LOL

As for me writing, we'll see. It's not going too well at the moment, focus-wise.
~Sammy~sherlock_adams on October 9th, 2005 05:36 am (UTC)
Tres funny!

Hope you don't mind, but i pinched it & did it for my name on my journal =)
seftiri: Casey Softballseftiri on October 9th, 2005 06:11 am (UTC)
Considering I stole it from someone else, heck no! Join the fun!

:D