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18 October 2005 @ 11:23 pm
Pre-Review for "Strain", 10/18/05  
Well hellooooooooo, Limers!

Time for DiNovia's brief pre-review for tonight's SVU episode because, as always, I like to sleep on an episode before I review it. No matter how sharp, pointy, or disappointing it may be. (None of those adjectives apply to tonight's ep, btw.)

So without further ado:

Well, now the whore-hair makes sense! ::headpalm!:: Of course you have to have whore-hair when you are undercover as a whore! And yet, that doesn't explain it in "Demons". Hmm....

Have a lovely evening!


My State of Mind: goodgood
What the Voices in My Head Hear: Mood_Grrl Singers playlist
purplekudzu on October 19th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
whore hair!
Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard I started coughing. God, I don't like her hair with that weird flip.

But on the plus side--did ya notice Casey's "Squint Of Justice"? Really, that's the first thing I thought when she looked at whatshisname on the stand. It was fabulous!

Looking forward to the full review!

seftiri: Squee!seftiri on October 19th, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
Re: whore hair!
LOL No choking on my account! LOL

Oh yeah, the "Squint of Justice"....sigh....

On her, it looks omgfabulouslysexyhot. On me, it looks like I need new glasses. Sigh...

Backwards Girl: Teasefight_back83 on October 19th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Okay, definitely a girly-squeal of a different kind on that one. You're killing me here, you know.

The whore-hair has become torture, I must say. It's almost painful in its intensity. It makes me squint just to avoid it.
seftiri: blue angel DNseftiri on October 19th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)

That's two comments with the word "squint" in them...back to back.

So now we have the "Squint of Justice" as popularized by Casey Novak, the "Squint of Whore-Hair Avoidance" as popularized by you, and Erin's lame-ass "Squint of I Need New Glasses"...

Sigh....I'm always the lame-ass one... ;)

Glad my pre-review made you laugh! :)
shayshaych_03 on October 19th, 2005 07:32 am (UTC)
how about a "squint" of lime? ;) that would be for those moments where you have to squint just to avoid the Limerificness of something?

like tonight's ep? ;)
seftiri: Liv Carseftiri on October 19th, 2005 01:38 pm (UTC)
So...that would be for people who actually want to avoid such Limerificness, right? For people like The Great Unwashed?

Cuz who else would want to avoid something like Limerificness??

shayshaych_03 on October 19th, 2005 01:45 pm (UTC)
surely not i, but the Lime of Limes is so Limetastic that the Liming has to bleed over, even if you're trying to avoid it ;)
Meg: judge trillinmegandjim on October 19th, 2005 05:32 pm (UTC)
I loved Casey's "This defense is bullshit" face after CCH Pounder's closing statement. It made me giggle.
seftiri: Been Limedseftiri on October 19th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)
Yeah. It totally rocked. Because that closing statement by Maddox DID suck. Gay men with AIDS and a drug problem who have unprotected sex equals Usama bin Laden standing on the steps of the court house with a dirty bomb? Um...not.
Meg: explainmegandjim on October 20th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
Yeah, that pissed me off more than Oliska's hair ever will. Umm... Fuck you Dick Wolf.
deify_bd_wong on October 20th, 2005 12:28 am (UTC)
I swear, Oliska's bangs stand up straight for about five feet, then they flip over like a whore-y waterfall. It boggles the mind.
seftiri: Verdict WTFseftiri on October 20th, 2005 11:37 am (UTC)
It reminds me of that horrible scene in "There's Something About Mary". The one with the...god, it's too disgusting to type. You know the one.

Bad hair. Bad, bad hair. No biscuit.