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14 November 2005 @ 07:02 pm
Another Meme, because I love them so....  
Pickpocketed from celievamp.

Choose 150 words of story and put into babelfish.(http://www.babelfish.altavista.com/tr) Translate into something else. Then translate back into English.

A snippet from "Busted!"

"Oh, you're good, Detective," purred Casey when Olivia finished tipping the bellboy. "Very, very good." She took the slightly shorter woman in her arms and began to sway with her to the slow, dark music thrumming gently through the room.

"And I haven't even gotten you naked yet. Wow."

"Yeah, what's up with that, anyway? You've seen this dress before. Hell, you had me out of it in record time the last time I wore it, if I recall correctly. I thought it'd be on the floor by now." She ran her hands down Liv's back and cupped the older woman's unbelievably delectable bottom.

Olivia leaned forward and slowly began to nibble her way from Casey's pounding pulse point to the sweet lobe of her ear. "Maybe I want our first time tonight be be slow and seductive, Counselor," she breathed. "Maybe I want slide that gorgeous dress off of you and lick every inch of your body as I expose it, hmmm?"

"Now there's an idea. I like it." Casey tipped her head backwards, letting Liv paint her throat with hot liquid kisses.

"Yeah? Good." Olivia grasped the hem of Casey's dress and began to inch it upward, sliding her hands beneath the stretchy knit fabric and splaying her fingers on the curvy expanse of skin she found. The curvy, practically bare expanse of skin. "Oh...my..." Olivia's eyes fluttered shut. "Are those...?"

"The purple v-string panties that I bought to wear that night you made me dinner at your place? Those would be they, yes."

Olivia's confusion was immediate. "So you wore this dress and those panties...for a blind date set up for you by Munch? What exactly were you hoping for this evening, Ms. Novak? A one-night-stand with a conspiracy theorist geek?"

"Absolutely not, Detective Benson! The geek was going to get my sparkling dinnertime conversation and the bill for my meal. Just before I claimed to have a migraine." Casey leaned in to capture Liv's mouth in a teasing kiss. "Then I was going to hop in the nearest cab and tell the driver to ignore all signals to get me to your place...where I hoped you'd do exactly what you're doing right now."

"Interrogate you about Munch with my hands on your ass?"

Casey laughed. "Well, okay. Maybe not exactly."


Translated to Italian

"l'OH, siete buoni, detective," Casey purred quando Olivia ha rifinito capovolgere il bellboy. "molto, molto buon." Ha preso la donna un po'più corta nella sua armi ed ha cominciato a ondeggiare con lei alla musica lenta e scura che thrumming delicatamente attraverso la stanza.

"e neppure non li ho ottenuti nudi ancora. Distorsione di velocità."

"yeah, che cosa è in su con quello, in ogni modo? Avete visto prima questo vestito. Inferno, lo avete avuto da esso nel tempo record l'ultima volta che lo ho portato, se ricordo correttamente. Ho pensato che il it'd fosse sul pavimento ormai." La ha fatta funzionare parte posteriore del Liv delle mani giù ed a coppa la parte inferiore unbelievably delectable della donna più anziana.

Olivia appoggiato a in avanti ed ha cominciato lentamente a sgranocchiare la sua direzione dal punto di impulso di pounding del Casey al lobo dolce del suo orecchio. "forse desidero la nostra prima volta stasera sono sono lento e seductive, counselor," ha respirato. "forse desidero lo scorrevole che il vestito gorgeous fuori di voi e lecca ogni pollice del vostro corpo mentre lo espongo, hmmm?"

"ora ci è un'idea. La gradisco." Casey ha capovolto la sua testa indietro, lasciando Liv verniciare la sua gola con i baci liquidi caldi.

"yeah? Buon." Olivia ha afferrato il bordo del vestito del Casey ed ha cominciato a spostarlo lentamente verso l'alto, facendola scorrere le mani sotto lo stretchy lavorano a maglia il tessuto e la strombatura delle sue barrette sulla distesa curvy di pelle che ha trovato. La distesa curvy e praticamente nuda di pelle. "l'OH... mio..." Gli occhi del Olivia hanno fluttuato chiuso. "sono quelli...?"

"le mutandine viola della v-stringa che ho comprato per portare che notte mi avete reso il pranzo al vostro posto? Quelle sarebbero, sì."

La confusione del Olivia era immediata. "così avete portato questo vestito e quelle mutandine... per una messa a punto della data cieca per voi vicino munch? Che cosa stavate sperando esattamente per questa sera, la ms Novak? Un-notte-levisi in piedi con un geek del teorico di cospirazione?"

"assolutamente non, Benson detective! Il geek stava andando ottenere la mia conversazione scintillante di dinnertime e la fattura per il mio pasto. Appena prima che ho sostenuto avere un'emicrania." Casey si è appoggiato a dentro per bloccare la bocca del Liv in un bacio prendente in giro. "allora stavo andando hop nella carrozza più vicina e dire al driver di ignorare tutti i segnali ottenerlo al vostro posto... dove li ho sperati farebbe esattamente che cosa state facendo ora."

"consultili circa munch con le mie mani sul vostro asino?"

Casey ha riso. "bene, bene. Forse non esattamente."


Translated back to English

"the OH, you are good, detective," Casey purred when Olivia has rifinito to turn over the bellboy. "a lot, much good ones." It has taken to the woman a po' shorter in its crews and has begun to wave with she to the slow and dark music that thrumming delicately through the room.

"and I have not obtained knots to them still. Distortion of speed."

"yeah, than what it is in on with that one, in any case? You have seen this before dressed. Hell, you have had it from it in the time record the last time that I have carried it, if memory correctly. I have thought that the it' d it was on the pavement by now." It has made to down work posterior part of the Liv of the hands and to goblet the inferior part unbelievably delectable of the older woman.

Olivia supported to in ahead and has begun slowly sgranocchiare its direction from the point of impulse of pounding of the Casey to the sweet lobe of its ear. "perhaps I wish our before time this evening are are slow and seductive, counselor," it has breathed. "perhaps I wish the flowing one that the dressed one gorgeous outside of you and lecca every inch of your body while I expose it, hmmm"

"hour is an idea. I appreciate." Casey has turned over its head behind, leaving Liv to paint its throat with the kisses warm liquids.

"yeah? Good." Olivia has seized the edge of the dressed one of the Casey and has begun to slowly move it towards the high, making it to slide the hands under the stretchy they work to mesh woven and the strombatura of its barrette on the extended one curvy of skin that it has found. Extended curvy and practically the knot of skin. "the OH... mine..." The eyes of the Olivia have fluctuated closed. "are those..."

"the mutandine viola of v-tighten that I have bought in order to carry that night you have rendered me the lunch to your place? Those would be, yes."

The confusion of the Olivia was immediate. "therefore you have carried this dressed and those mutandine... for one put to point of the blind date for you near munch? Which thing you were exactly hoping for this evening, ms the Novak? A-night-levisi in feet with a geek of the conspiracy theorist "

"not, Benson absolutely detective! The geek it was going to obtain my sparkling conversation of dinnertime and the invoice for my meal. As soon as before that I have supported to have a headache." Casey has been leaned to within in order blocking the mouth of the Liv in a kiss taking in turn. "then I was going hop in carrozza the more neighbor and to say to the driver to ignore all marks to obtain them it to your place... where I have them hopes to you would make exactly that what been making hour."

"it consults them approximately munch with my hands on your ass"

Casey has laughed. "well, well. Perhaps not exactly."

"The confusion of the Olivia was immediate." Now that's an understatement. The confusion of the everyone should be immediate!



My State of Mind: amusedamused
dragynfliesdragynflies on November 15th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
OMG this is fantastic!!

*goes to do it*
seftiri: AJ Cuteseftiri on November 15th, 2005 12:58 am (UTC)
'Twas much fun.

dragynfliesdragynflies on November 15th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)
Best quote eva:

"it consults them approximately munch with my hands on your ass"
seftiri: dream nakedseftiri on November 15th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC)
Yes, that was one of my favorites too. LOLOL
deify_bd_wong on November 15th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
"and I have not obtained knots to them still. Distortion of speed."

*starts smoking crack with Olivia and Casey*
seftiri: O_oseftiri on November 15th, 2005 01:03 am (UTC)
Yeah. How does "wow" translate to "distortion of speed"? O_o
(no subject) - deify_bd_wong on November 15th, 2005 01:06 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on November 15th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC) (Expand)
Danielle: Boggledani_ellie on November 15th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC)
A. That is hot.

B. As soon as before that I have supported to have a headache."

... o_O
seftiri: dream nakedseftiri on November 15th, 2005 01:06 am (UTC)
A. Surely you've read that before?

B. I wish I sounded half that coherent when I am having the "neuro deficit" portion of my headaches.

(no subject) - dani_ellie on November 15th, 2005 01:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on November 15th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
E: tulipswarrior_cat on November 15th, 2005 01:40 am (UTC)
I'm reading this in Maths.

I just burst out laughing. I don't think my teacher is pleased. *beams*

seftiri: aerynseftiri on November 15th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
Ooooooh! Don't get in trouble in MATHS!


It is fun, though. I was laughing out loud when I got the English translation too. LOLOL
(no subject) - warrior_cat on November 15th, 2005 01:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
replevin for a cow.: seinfeld | yada yadaquasiradiant on November 15th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
distortion of speed, indeed.
seftiri: distortionWOWseftiri on November 15th, 2005 04:04 am (UTC)
Indeed, indeed. :D

LOL Indeed, indeed...sounds like something Seven would say.
Stacystacyyy on November 15th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
LOL, that was hilarious! Sorta took the romance out of the story, didn't it? LOL.

"Casey has turned over its head behind, leaving Liv to paint its throat with the kisses warm liquids."

All the "its" in place of "her" or "hers" gave me a very odd mental picture of Golem in a hotel room with Casey and Olivia. Yeesh.

seftiri: O_oseftiri on November 15th, 2005 04:07 am (UTC)


::runs to find bleach with which to clean the inside of my eyelids::

Ewwwww. The bleach is not working!
Shut up and smile: Rogue lipsmorningafter2 on November 15th, 2005 03:52 am (UTC)
I was torn between snickering uncontrollably and going "what the..."

That's awesome.

"it consults them approximately munch with my hands on your ass"

I get a kick out of that part for some reason.

Wonder how one of my fics would fare... *scurries off to ignore work and try it*
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on November 15th, 2005 04:08 am (UTC)
Are you going to post the results? :D

Yes, that quote is one of my favorites too! LOL

(no subject) - morningafter2 on November 15th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
dragynfliesdragynflies on November 15th, 2005 05:36 am (UTC)

I did one of my fics and somehow a boy ended up in the story!!!!
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on November 15th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
Awwww....I hate when that happens! LOLOL

celievampcelievamp on November 15th, 2005 07:32 am (UTC)
the mutandine viola

I don't know what that is but I want one. Noticed from yours mine and the others that have participated in this madness that femslash pretty much gets lost in translation. And as for...

Extended curvy and practically the knot of skin. "the OH... mine..."

Suppressed giggles
seftiri: Mar Grinseftiri on November 15th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
mutandine viola would be purple panties.... LOL

There was so much about this particular passage that just begged for giggling. :D Thanks for the activity!!
Lisa: colorrockcliffchic81 on November 15th, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
That made me laugh...I was having trouble reading it. I posted mine (on my lj) and it just translated back to confusing. Sort of funny but more confusing.
seftiri: dream nakedseftiri on November 15th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
Yeah but the story...the penguin...what story is this from? LOL I loved the dialogue! "Stupid penguin, damn duck." LOLOLOL
(no subject) - rockcliffchic81 on November 15th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - seftiri on November 15th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - rockcliffchic81 on November 15th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)