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12 December 2005 @ 03:27 pm
A meme...  
Jacked from joemacsanne.

1) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Yes, but not recently.

2) Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Cooler, maybe. But not necessarily more attractive.

3) How old do you look?
I get mistaken for 21-25 all the time.

4) How old do you act?

5) What's the last song you sang?
A kid's song most likely. For Zoe.

6) Do you have a crazy uncle?
Yes. Doesn't everyone? I have a few.

7) Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I've yet to be out of the country.

8) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Soap? No. A can of evaporated milk? Yes.

9) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?

10) Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom?
Of course. Why, do you waste that stuff?

11) You ever had sex in a tent?
No. Does a pick-up truck count?

12) What about in a boat?
LMAO. Uh, no.

13) Have you ever dated a goth?

14) Can you fix your own car?
I don't have a car any more.

15) Would you kill George W. Bush?
I personally don't have any plans to kill anyone however I frequently scream "Choke on a pretzel and die!" when the freaky bastard makes a speech. It's more of a wish, though.

16) Should guys wear pink?
Sure. What's wrong with that? I'm not gonna wear it so someone oughta.

17) Do you smoke?

18) Are you a lover or a fighter?
Lover. I guess.

19) What's your worst fear?
Being poisoned.

20) As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
No. Fisher Price people.

21) Do you like reality TV?
Fuck no. That trash can burn.

22) Chew on straws?

23) Were you a cute baby?
Exceedingly. According to my mother.

24) What’s your favorite color?
Lime Green.

25) What color is your keyboard?

26) Do you sing in the shower?
Only when I am very, very happy or if I happen to be in the shower within 30 minutes of seeing A League of Their Own.

27) Have you ever bungee jumped?
No. Never.gonna.happen.

28) Any secret talents?
Secret? Like...what? Tying cherry stems into knots with my tongue? (Yes on that one, btw.) Can see through walls? Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? I have talent, I'm just not sure it's all that secret.

29) What's your ideal vacation spot?

30) Can you swim?
Like a friggin' dolphin. Well, except for the leaping out of the water and somersaulting part.

31) Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?

32) Do you care about the o-zone?

33) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a ...?
Tootsie Roll Pop? 3.

34) Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yes. Can you say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backward? That's going a bit too far, don't you think?

35) Have you ever been on an airplane?
I love to fly.

36) Are you an only child?

37) Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpener?

38) Do you like your handwriting?

39). What are you allergic to?
Eggs, whole milk, penicillin, sulfa drugs, pears, liverwurst, and wool.

40). When was the last time you said I love you?
To Zoe the last time I saw her. She's my two-year-old niece. She said "I lub you" back.

41). Do you cry at weddings?
Depends on the wedding. Sometimes I even cry at weddings that I dream about. Once I had a dream that I was Jeri Ryan's maid of honor at her wedding and I sobbed like a baby.

42). How do you like your eggs?
Fertilized, raised on a free-range farm, harvested, plucked, and made into Buffalo Wings.

43) What time is it?

44) Do you have a nickname?
Not lately.

45) Is McDonald's disgusting?

46). When was the last time you were in a car?
I can't remember. Isn't that awful?

47). Do you prefer baths or showers?

48). Are you afraid of the dark?
Absolutely not. I'm practically a vampire.

49). What are you addicted to?
Diane Neal, email, making people laugh.

50). Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?

51). Can you crack your neck?
Not on command.

52). Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Yes. Twice now. Not fun either time.

53). How many times have you brushed your teeth today?

54). Is drug free the way to be?
I don't do recreational drugs but I do maintain a regimen of medicines.

55) Are you a heavy sleeper?

56) What color are your eyes?
Hazel with rings of gold around my pupils.

57) Last inside joke?
Hmmm...I have no idea.

58) Do you like your life?
Generally, sure.

59) Have you read "catcher in the rye"?
Yes but so not recently.

60) Do you play any instruments?
I used to play the piano and the clarinet.

61) Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes. We have established conclusively that the traffic cone counts.

62) Can you snowboard?

63) Do you like camping?

64) Do you snort when you laugh?
Yes, but only when I am laughing really hard.

65) Do you believe in magic?

66) Are dogs a man's best friend?
I suppose. They both smell funny, scratch themselves in public and they will pretty much hump anything they see.

67) You believe in divorce?

68) Do you make a lot of mistakes?

69) Is it cold outside today?
It's chilly. Not necessarily cold.

70) What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken salad and some juice.

71) Do you wear nail polish?

72) What's the most annoying TV commercial?
The one with that asshole redneck who has to share with us his "Dukes of Hazard Theme" ringtone from his phone. Every time I see it, I want to hit him in his bobbing little head. UGH.

73) Do you shop at American eagle?

74) Do you like chicken?

75) If you could be with one person right now who would it be?
Zoe, my niece.


My State of Mind: contemplativecontemplative
Stacystacyyy on December 12th, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
That icon is brilliant.
seftiri: All Smilesseftiri on December 13th, 2005 02:12 am (UTC)
Isn't it though? piekid is brilliant isn't she? :D
E: tulipswarrior_cat on December 13th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
They both smell funny, scratch themselves in public and they will pretty much hump anything they see.

Hilarity. XD
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on December 13th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
I try. ;)