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18 December 2005 @ 10:15 pm
Why did I watch that when it raises my blood pressure more than Casey's blonde hair?  
Dear fucktard Mr. President,

You are not my president. I did not vote for you either time you were "elected". I do not respect you. I do not like you. If you were to come to my home and stand on my doorstep, I would spit on you.

This "war" you are intent on "winning" is not a war; it is an illegal occupation of a sovereign nation. Iraq had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11, nor did it have weapons of mass destruction. What it did have is oil and a history of pissing off your father.

You are the single greatest threat to the American people this world has ever known. In your five years of "service" to this country, you have alienated allies that we've held relations with for hundreds of years, you have passed dangerous legislation that has whittled away at the rights and freedoms of the American people, you have stood idly by and watched as our military tortured POWs and then had the nerve to ask publicly if the CIA could be exempt from new anti-torture protocols, you have increased the wealth of the wealthy while increasing the poverty of the poor, you have attempted to single-handedly destroy Social Security, Medicare, and the country's Bankrupcy Laws. You have taken more vacation than any other president we've ever had. You have watched as a hurricane destroyed one of the oldest, most beautiful geographic areas in the United States (not to mention utterly failed the people who called it home) and have done NOTHING to ensure that it will not happen again.

You are a coke-head and an alcoholic, not a president. Your entire administration was engineered by your father and his cronies and will be known as the worst presidency in American history when history bears it out.

I have two suggestions for you.

1. Please reduce the number of times you open your mouth in public. Drastically. This could only help your approval rating. Trust me, the less you say, the happier we are.

2. Eat more pretzels.

Thank you.

Erin M. Hoagland
My State of Mind: infuriatedinfuriated
deify_bd_wong on December 19th, 2005 03:25 am (UTC)
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on December 19th, 2005 03:47 am (UTC)
LOL ::salutes:: Honey, I haven't repented for that particular sin once in my entire life. ;)
Backwards Girl: Helping the Helplessfight_back83 on December 19th, 2005 03:26 am (UTC)

I was at work so I didn't get to watch the address. Thank God. It usually ends in me red-faced and babbling, to which the only works you can make out are curses. That or I get so frustrated that I start crying in disbelief. After all, how could we (though not me or anyone I actually respect) have voted such an utter idiot into office?

He is the reason, when I travel outside of the States, I claim to be Canadian.
seftiri: my fandom rumsfeldseftiri on December 19th, 2005 03:51 am (UTC)
I keep looking for a new homeland. At one point I was convinced Sweden was the place to go. New Zealand looks pretty good too. But then, I could never be that far away from Zoe and Gabriel. :(

I don't know why we watched it. I think I was entertaining my parents with my commentary. LOL
Rebeccatheniwokesoftly on December 19th, 2005 03:29 am (UTC)
I love you solely for #2.
seftiri: DN Joyseftiri on December 19th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it. :D
Catherine: Say Whatshinko0278 on December 19th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
I try not to watch when he's on but for some whacked out reason my mom wanted to. In my public speaking class my teacher was saying how he is the worst public speaker ever, I thought that was funny. But yes he really is quite a moron. When elections came around I was in FL, I hate to admit it. My boss wouldn't give me time off to go vote cause he knew I was voting against Bush. It was scary how much they worshiped him there. Of course that part of FL was just plain scary to begin with.
seftiri: O_oseftiri on December 19th, 2005 03:58 am (UTC)
Um, honey? Your boss was in violation of the Voting Rights Act. Did your work hours span the entire available poll times? If so, his refusal to give you time off to vote was illegal and he could be arrested for that. What a jerkwad he is!

Catherine: crazyshinko0278 on December 19th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
My boss was a jerkwad. When I worked there I'd get scheduled for 8 hours sifts and end up staying for 10 hour sifts. Probably the number 1 reason why I hated my time in FL. I did get a very good check at the end of the week tho. It was pretty scary considering I knew more than everyone else that worked there. They were Eckerd and just changed to CVS so they didn't bother learning anything and were just like oh Cat worked for CVS have her do everything. It wasn't fun. But yea he did let me out with a whole 30 minutes to get to the polls. Of course by the time I actually got to the polls they were closed.
Stacystacyyy on December 19th, 2005 04:43 am (UTC)
More pretzels, indeed!

Btw, I like the background of limes.
seftiri: Been Limedseftiri on December 19th, 2005 07:41 am (UTC)
Thanks! I had to do it, you know? LOL

ralst: Helenralst on December 19th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC)
I take it idiot-boy tried to make another speach? That man really shouldn't be allowed to use his vocal cords, he makes you all look stupid - which I know you aren't, but when he's the 'face of the nation' you know you're in trouble.
seftiri: Kidding Meseftiri on December 19th, 2005 07:43 am (UTC)
When he's the "face of the Nation", it's time for an industrial strength chemical peel and/or a cranium saw. U.G.H.
Shut up and smile: Casey for Prez!morningafter2 on December 19th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)
*Groan* I missed it, I did... Wanted to watch it, too. I'm not sure why, but I did. Last year, I was supremely pissed off that I'm underage and thus couldn't vote.

Sad thing is, Bush is just a puppet. An irritating-as-hell puppet, but a puppet no less.

You're my hero for both 1 & 2, you know that?

And I love the new background. Very nice.
seftiri: Casey Kicks Assseftiri on December 19th, 2005 07:45 am (UTC)
I know he's a puppet but sheesh! Even BARNEY is less irritating than he is. The idiot.

Thanks and Thanks! The background just had to be done. For the longest time I would look at the page and go "there's just something missing". Now I know what it is. ;) Or rather, was.
fewthistlefewthistle on December 19th, 2005 05:26 am (UTC)
I'd ask you to marry me for that amazing letter, but alas, living in a red state in the Fascist States of America, that is illegal, immoral, and downright unpatriotic, so I will settle with simply saying, AMEN. AMEN. AMEN.

I can't watch him. The last time I did, I broke a perfectly defenseless glass and threatened to throw the TV he made me so angry. So I don't watch. But I know. I know he is there. I know he is opening his gob and spewing hatred, and arrogance, and stupidity. And I keep repeating to myself. "Just three more years. Just make it through three more years." And I dream of Bill. And Hillary.

seftiri: Mar Joyful Heartseftiri on December 19th, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
Aww...a marriage proposal? For li'l ol' unpatriotic me? ::kicks dust with foot::

You know what I dream of? I dream of an intelligent, erudite, organized, powerful Democratic party that is not afraid to kick some ass and take some names! It's time we liberals started throwing down the gauntlet. This man needs to be INDICTED, not lauded. He is a criminal, plain and simple. So are most of his inner circle.

When a president starts fucking with the Constitution of the United States (illegal wire taps, anyone?) it's time for us to fuck with his administration. I say, NO MORE MS. NICE LESBIAN!


No wonder my mother fears for my life. I apparently was born to lead a revolution. LOL

This is a true story...when I came out lo, these many moons ago, my mother asked me, "When the United States becomes like Nazi Germany and starts rounding up gays and lesbians to put them in concentration camps, will you promise me that you will pretend to be straight?" (Yes, she asked me that; yes, she said 'when' and not 'if'; yes, she is an alarmist).

My response (I was 22, so this was 14 years ago): "Hell no, I won't pretend to be straight! I'll be in the resistance, freeing my gay and lesbian brethren from captivity! Or I'll be gassed along with them. But I won't pretend to be something I'm not for the sake of a corrupt government and its prejudices."

Yeah, I've always had that "activist alarm" thing...why do you ask? ;)
Tiffany: orneryboy endurepiekid on December 19th, 2005 07:03 am (UTC)
I just found this and I thought you'd like it. - link
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on December 19th, 2005 07:57 am (UTC)

I love that man! :D

Thanks for the link, babe! ::hugs::
Fallohfalloh8 on December 21st, 2005 02:55 am (UTC)
Freakin' LOVE you and your limes!

...might we have a threesome?

I live about 20 minutes from his ranch in Crawford. I should go and staple this to his door.

Or knock over his damn cows.
seftiri: limesseftiri on December 21st, 2005 02:57 pm (UTC)
Why thank you dear! Although a threesome with limes might prove to sting a bit, don't you think? ;)

I am sorry to hear you live so close to where Shrub spends most of his presidency. The hot air emanating from there must really screw with the weather.