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28 December 2005 @ 11:32 pm
My First Poll. Awww, isn't it cute? ;)  
Poll #641746 Things I'd Like to Know
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Why do you visit this Live Journal?

Someone told me I could find SVU femslash smut here.
I like to see how many objects or liquids I can project out of my nasal orifices by reading your SVU reviews every week.
I actually know you and feel obligated to read your LiveJournal because otherwise I would have no idea what is going on in your life. You suck at keeping in touch.
I thought The Limer Lounge referred to the Caribbean English definition of 'Limer'. Boy, was I wrong.
I have no earthly idea. Can I plead the fifth? I was drunk. I was never here. You can't prove that I was. There's no direct evidence.

If you are a lurker, why do you lurk? Why not friend the user?

I am happy being incognito. One might even say it is my job, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
I don't have an LJ of my own. I just come here to read C/O stories and reviews.
Friend this crazy ass bitch? Are you NUTS?
I actually know you. I don't need to friend you. No, I really don't.
I'm just here for the pie.

What would you like to see more of on this LJ?

More fanfiction! C/O, T/7, C/O, Serena/Lilly Rush, I don't care! I'll read it all!
Reviews! I have yet to actually expel a solid object larger than a quarter from my nostrils.
Entertaining anecdotes about you and your wacky family! It makes me feel better about who I am, personally, emotionially, medically...
Defiled vintage ads, Casey icons, other visual imagery. I'd like to take up the banner of Limerism and annoy my fellow LJ users with lots of humorous SVU images.
Down time. You talk entirely too much.

In what type of geographic landscape would you prefer to vacation?

Mountains! I like trees, steep climbs, jagged rocks, and the possibility of getting lost for days. Did I mention my father was a sherpa?
The beach! With prompt service by a cabana boy named Raoul who has lots of crushed ice and who can make a Mai Tai blindfolded.
Deserts are the place to be. Hot, sandy, no water. Well, at least outside of Vegas proper, I hear it's that way.
At sea. I like boats. Yachts. Ships of any kind. I like the rocking of the waves. I love testing out my defense against shark attack knowledge up close and personal. And I've never had to take dramamine in my entire life.
Wilderness is for Big Foot. My idea of roughing it is a hotel whose room service has limited hours and whose concierge hasn't heard of Prada.

If you HAD to pick one of the following careers, which would you choose?

Prison chef. There's nothing like cooking bland, semi-nutritious slop for inmates! And hey, a day without a death threat is a bad day! You'd be surprised how many foods can be used as a weapon.
Tutor for child actors between the ages of 9 and 16. Because my idea of Heaven is attempting to teach snobby teenagers how to read while they net 400 times my salary for saying things like But I want an Ooompa Loompa NOW, Daddy!
Fish gutter on a fishing boat in the arctic. Who doesn't think that the combination of frigid temperatures, fish guts, fish blood, and the rocking, rolling sea isn't the best thing since sliced bread?
Mediocre life insurance salesman. Selling people something they will only be able to use when they are dead and doing it all with mindnumbing math. Yum!
One of the cleaning crew assigned to male undergraduate dorms during the summer. I simply cannot get enough of the smells of urine and vomit, especially in the heat! And don't get me started on the DNA samples!

Your favorite number is:

My State of Mind: geekygeeky
shayshaych_03 on December 29th, 2005 09:58 am (UTC)
shoulda had "all of the above" for at least two of those ;)
seftiri: DN Joyseftiri on December 29th, 2005 03:02 pm (UTC)
I'll keep that in mind for the next poll. LOL
ralst: Caseyralst on December 29th, 2005 02:10 pm (UTC)
C/O, T/7, C/O, Serena/Lilly Rush

What, no Tracey/Kelly? I'm sure I was promised the appearance of that particular duo at some point.
seftiri: Kelly from Nightseftiri on December 29th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
I knew I was forgetting somebody! Okay, yes, I'm sure there will be one or so of those. :D
Rebeccatheniwokesoftly on December 29th, 2005 05:59 pm (UTC)
I read your journal because you're a sweetie and I love you. And I like vacations in cities, not wilderness crap. Also, I hate the beach.
seftiri: All Smilesseftiri on December 29th, 2005 06:04 pm (UTC)
Awww, thanks! :D

Yeah, I remembered the cities thing this morning, unfortunately. I should have put something on there about cities. Sorry.

I, too, hate the beach. Always have. It's the sand. I don't like sand. It's small. It's scratchy. It gets places it shouldn't. It apparently does not go away except through drastic effort. Boo, sand.

fewthistlefewthistle on December 29th, 2005 06:26 pm (UTC)
Uh-hmmm....about that pie? Where is it? Do I get to pick which kind I want? Hmmm? Pie, pie, pie....(love that part of Michael *vbg*)...but I won't sing it for you.

seftiri: LMAOseftiri on December 29th, 2005 07:01 pm (UTC)
LOL You and my mother should get together and sing a retrospective of pie songs. She loves that movie too.

As for pie, you're the one who bought a French Silk pie yesterday. You have more recent experience with pie than me. :)

But I have an in with a cool chick in Vegas. She knows from pie. ;)
Trublu: blured realitytrublusvufan on December 31st, 2005 01:39 am (UTC)
I too am looking for the pie... :)
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on December 31st, 2005 05:05 am (UTC)
Re: Pie
Now I wish I actually liked to bake. LOL