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03 May 2006 @ 07:47 am
"Fat", a pre-review  
Because LJ was being a little whiny bitch last night and I had to go to bed because it was a work night, I didn't have a chance to put up my pre-review for "Fat". Which, yes, means that eventually there will be a review of "Fat".

Believe me, there will be. One review, either "Venom", "Fault", or "Fat" will be up by midnight Friday (EDT).

In the meantime, here is my pre-review for "Fat".



So who else thought it was bad planning on the parts of the writers, et al. for Casey to have said

"Like they say, you can never be too rich or too thin."

to the one person on set who is being filmed from the nostrils down these days due to drastic (albeit perfectly understandable) changes in her weight??

Really. Couldn't they have put Cragen there or something?

I imagine Diane was thinking this during the filming of that line: Don't look at the belly. Don't look at the belly.

And as an aside on the previews for next week's episode where the urgent-sounding voiceover guy says

"A case so big, it will bring. her. back." (While showing a picture of Olivia at a computer.)

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but in order for the bitch to "come back", doesn't she first have to GO AWAY??

Just a thought.



Twoodles.

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seftiri: Diane @ Habitat4Humanityseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC)
Oh totally! ;)
Rebeccatheniwokesoftly on May 3rd, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
Wait.

There was an episode called FAT?

You'll have to excuse me, I've been out of the country. Tell me, would this episode have been ba for someone like me? I think I'm glad I missed this one.
seftiri: Don't Evenseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
Be glad. Be very glad.

Basically some clinically obese black kids avenge an attack on their clinically obese older brother by kidnapping, beating, and sodomizing a skinny white girl allegedly involved in the attack on their brother. Oh, and they cut off one of her fingers.

After a bunch of really awful crap in the middle (where the victimized brother shoots and kills the white boy who initiated the attack on him, etc. etc.), they find out that the original vic, the skinny white girl, was once clinically obese herself and she now cannot stand the sight of obese people so she participated in the brutal beating (which rendered the victim of that crime unable to walk and he ended up losing three fingers and his job).

::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: ::headdesk::

I knew it was going to be an offensive and pitiful episode. I just knew it.

Tiffany: i fallpiekid on May 3rd, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
One review, either "Venom", "Fault", or "Fat" will be up by midnight Friday (EDT).

Making a little change are we? That's cool, I was gonna suggest it anyway. So you have 2 days 9 hours and 30 minutes to finish. Hmmm... considering where you will be once you are finished, there may be yet another change to your assignment. ;) ;)
flicka_fan: pic#44521060flicka_fan on May 3rd, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
I havent watched it yet because I taped it and watched Boston Legal instead. I watched 15 minutes of the tape and got bored.
seftiri: Feel the Flamesseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
It was pretty awful. You didn't miss much.
seftiri: MeLivFicseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, I count on that. ;)
deify_bd_wong on May 3rd, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
"A case so big, it will bring. her. back." (While showing a picture of Olivia at a computer.)

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but in order for the bitch to "come back", doesn't she first have to GO AWAY??


Ha! Right after the promo, I thought to myself, "It will bring... her... back.

From... across... the hall."
seftiri: LMAOseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you.

I almost choked to death on an olive pit when I read this comment. Best laugh I had all day.

:D
Trublu: yuliatrublusvufan on May 4th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but in order for the bitch to "come back", doesn't she first have to GO AWAY??

Exactly what I said in my notes. Sort of. But glad to see the pre-review!!!
seftiri: DN Joyseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
They think we're not paying attention, see. And yet, we are.

God only knows why....

LOL
randomtuesday on May 4th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
Yeah that episode SUCKED. I can't wait to [eventually] read your review on this one. Because it really really sucked.
seftiri: Limer Green and Goliath Purpleseftiri on May 4th, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
And yet, your icon TOTALLY DOES NOT SUCK!!

:D

But yes, that episode did. Massively.

And the review will be up by midnight Friday or I don't get a prize. And I really, really want my prize. ;)
flicka_fanflicka_fan on May 5th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah I have watched it and it was so boring. Worse than Class.
a_noni_muss on May 8th, 2006 05:46 am (UTC)
hahahahaha
"It will bring... her... back.

From... across... the hall."

fricken hilarious. It's true though we barely even got a chance to miss her. Oh and by the way Casey killed in the court room did she not? Even I didn't see the trap this kid was walking into. I think Diane has grown into Casey beautifully and vice versa.

oh, and I can totally see Diane picking on Mariska for her "too rich or too thin" line.

Diane: Like they say you can never be too rich or too thin...You've got the rich and you're working on the thin right Mar?

Mariska: Shuddap...

Diane: *BIG smile*

lol ok I'm done, I'm not as crazy as I seem I promise. =P