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29 June 2005 @ 03:47 pm
Okay, I'll play...  
Saw this meme over at Nicole's LJ, so I decided to play.

Top Ten of Teh Pretty:

1. Angelina Jolie. Okay, I know. Not original but to me, she is the result of a one night stand between Heaven itself and the Full Moon. You can argue this point all you want but I warn you, I'll put my fingers in my ears and I'll sing the Joxer the Mighty song at full voice. Argue with me at your own risk.

2. Diane Neal. Sweet sexiness personified, with a luscious mouth and eyes to die for. One day I am going to meet this woman in person simply so I can bask in her glory. Also, I want to compare our paleness. Because I think she is paler than me, which will almost make me feel tan.

3. Mariska Hargitay. Has this woman ever in her whole life not been either totally adorable (ages 0-18) or completely fucking hot (ages 18 and over)? Please. Sweet Jesus, I don't care if she's wearing the jeans, henley, leather jacket of Olivia Benson hotness with short butchy hair or if she's wearing the Pink Power Suit of Burgeoning Femininity, I would be hers if she asked me.

4. Jeri Ryan. And no, it's not because of the fucking cat suits. I hated those. Rather, have you seen that woman's MOUTH? Her EYES? And, most importantly, the curve her body makes from her breast to her hip? I will probably always be in love with this woman. Always.

5. Gillian Anderson. She is, after all, Gillian Fucking Anderson. And number three on my list of All Time Perfect Mouths. And I consider her the first owner of the Sexy Glasses of Intelligence, a cousin to the Glasses of Power and Justice. Is there anyone in the Universe who has watched an episode of the X-Files and not immediately fallen head over heels in love with Dana Scully? I rest my case.

6. Audrey Hepburn. All that is good in style, talent, beauty, and sophistication. And she had a heart as big as the moon. I've seen all of her films and my favorite is and will probably always be Funny Face, with Fred Astaire. She could do it all: sing, dance, act, vogue... And she was simply gorgeous. Sigh...

7. Alfre Woodard. There is something about this woman. I don't know if it is her consummate professionalism, her quirky, unconventional beauty or her sheer talent. I just want to know her. I'd be totally happy just to have her for a friend. How amazing she is...

8. Marg Helgenberger. I apparently have been in love with this woman since I was about six when she played Siobhan Ryan on Ryan's Hope lo, these many years ago. That's almost 30 years of love I've had for this woman. She has been gorgeous from day one. Smart is sexy, people, and she is smart. What a tremendously beautiful woman. And speaking of Marg...

9. Dana Delaney. Dana Delaney is fucking hot. She was hot 20 years ago in olive drab and dog tags and she is hot now. This woman has been known to make me drool. That body, that hair, those eyes, that voice... God help me.

10. Erin Gray. This is the first woman who ever made my stomach flip in that delicious, amazing way. I was 11. I was totally in love with her. If she had shown up to our house in the Pocono Mountains and asked me to leave my family and everyone I loved to live with her, I cannot be sure I would have even bothered to say goodbye. I might have simply followed that woman into Hell itself. And she is still beautiful, even more so. Gods, I miss her on TV.

Honorable Mention: Carrie Fisher. Okay, she gets it both for being Princess Leia Organa (nee Skywalker) of the planet Alderaan and for being one of the most honest, most painfully transparent Hollywood stars ever. We've seen her self-destruct more than once. We've seen her pull herself together. We've read about her drug addictions, her mental illnesses and we've seen her get back up and shine. Plus, she is so fucking funny she makes me snarf milk out my nose.

And one question: Those of you who have Stephanie March on your lists. I agree that she is quite a strikingly beautiful woman but do you all think you could get her to eat something, please? She is so thin that I would be afraid of hurting her if I hugged her. Didn't she marry a chef, for crying out loud? Eat, Stephanie, eat! Throwing biscuits and Ben & Jerry's at the poor thing.


That was fun! Thanks Nicole!


My State of Mind: creativewriting
What the Voices in My Head Hear: Evanescence--Bring Me to Life
avalonxxmoonravenxx on June 29th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
Freaking awesome! and you are my hero now for your inclusion of Gillian Anderson ^_^
seftiri: limeseftiri on June 29th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
Oh honey, Gillian Anderson is a Handmaiden to the Goddess of Lesbian Love...she HAS to go on a list like this. ;)
joemacsanne on July 3rd, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)
lmfao @ the Steph March stuff. Kinda reminds me of that 'feed Lindsay (Lohan)' website. LOL, can someone make these girls a sandwich (each)?