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16 May 2005 @ 01:23 am
Elliot Stabler Is Not My Hero  
Why of all the characters on all the DW shows is Elliot Stabler the most well rounded character? I mean I get it. I know he is the BMOC, like Jack McCoy, but we know too damned much about Elliot. We know his children, his wife, his homelife, his thoughts, his past, his hates, his loves... I mean it seems like the thing we don't know is his preferred brand of toothpaste. And if he has mentioned it, please send the clip to me. I'd like to take--

WE INTERRUPT THIS JUSTIFIED RANT TO BRING YOU A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT: DANA DELANEY IS HOT. SHE WAS HOT 20 YEARS AGO. SHE IS HOT NOW. DEAR JESUS GOD.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED JUSTIFIED RANT. IF THIS HAD BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE PROBABLY HEARD SCREAMING.

--that ep he was so totally wanting to bonk that ex-cop/psychiatrist, Rebecca or something like that? And Liv, bless her heart, wasn't having any of that, though I think it was because she had wanted to bonk Rebecca back when Rebecca was a cop and she got dissed, which so explains why she was so mad at her because really, is Olivia "I am a product of rape" Benson going to begrudge someone a change of occupational pace, especially one that is arguably more difficult on the psyche than policing? No. She was dissed back in the academy and she totally transferred that to right to Elliot. But enough about Elliot. Or Olivia. Or whichever.

Who I REALLY want to talk about is Casey Novak... *dreamy sigh*

Yes, gentle reader(s), I am taking the step, making the big move, choosing to stop living a double life. I, DiNovia, have fallen head over birks for Diane Neal/ADA Casey Novak. Goners. Totally boohooable goners.

Now, this does not mean that I love Stephanie March/ADA Alexandra Cabot any less. No siree fred. I love me some Steph/Alex. All angles, ice...and you KNOW Olivia did/could/will/would have melted that ice. Or perhaps would have made it go directly from solid to gaseous form. I still write A/O. I still love A/O. But my heart is big and has room for other ideas too.

Anyway, back to Diane...lovely Diane.... *dreamy sigh II: the sequel*

You know what? I think I will just go hang out with my little thoughts for awhile and let you all get on with your important lives. I mean gushing, while appropriate, is really only entertaining for the gusher and sometimes the gushee. But it really wasn't designed to be a spectator sport.

Toodles McNoodles.

DiNovia
 
 
My State of Mind: goodgood
What the Voices in My Head Hear: Olivia Benson's voice
 
 
 
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2005 07:02 am (UTC)
This one I will Take ALLLL The Credit For
I loved Alex. I adored Alex/Olivia. Alex has left the building. All hail the great AU ficcers YAY!

Me, I'm gonna LOVE me some Casey/Olivia.

And Diane Neal? Fox. Mmhmm. She's definity a Sister of the Order of the Sexy Redhead Society.
seftiri: kibseftiri on May 16th, 2005 11:30 am (UTC)
Re: This one I will Take ALLLL The Credit For
Yes. All your fault. Thank you. Just when I thought I had gotten over Gab, I fell for Seven. Now I am nearing actual sanity with Seven, and I get Casey...

Sigh...it's so hard to love the distant and unattainable...

;)
(Anonymous) on May 16th, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC)
Re: This one I will Take ALLLL The Credit For
eh.

i've got soft pillows. warm blankets. a good imagination. ;)
Ewarrior_cat on May 16th, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)
Wow, you are completely hilarious! *beams* I've friended you; hope that's okay. ^_^

Look forward to more of your wonderful rants and fanfic in the future! XD

Eph
seftiri: casseftiri on May 16th, 2005 11:34 am (UTC)
Why thank you very much! And I have friended you right back, so yes, it's okay. Thanks!

I look forward to hearing from you in the future!