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09 May 2006 @ 11:06 pm
"Web", a pre-review  
Well my little lovelies...

This episode might actually end up with limes! You know, for actually being a case-driven episode that was both plausible and on point.

Though yes, there is plenty to snark about. Plenty.

In fact, I'm having a bit of an issue deciding what to put here as the pre-review.

Is it now a federal law that any woman who at one time portrayed a redhead on television and who wishes to either star or guest star on Law & Order: SVU must immediately dye her hair a hideous and unnatural shade of blonde? And if so, how did Stephanie March get that through the Senate?

Because Beelzebub and Bubblegum! Kate Mulgrew looked JUST AWFUL!

In the 97 seconds of her guest-starring role.

No wonder they didn't pimp her in the ads. They would have had to show us her entire scene and a half.


My State of Mind: blahblah
What the Voices in My Head Hear: The Evening News
Meg: Scully is hotmegandjim on May 10th, 2006 05:50 am (UTC)
Amen to that. Women with red hair are so much more interesting.
shayshaych_03 on May 10th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)
i almost didn't recognize her. but then she spoke. and i said, "hmm whisky, cigarettes... yep, all she has to do is bark, FIRE and that's Janers.." LOL
froggumz: casey/olivia lovefroggumz on May 10th, 2006 02:09 pm (UTC)
Kate Mulgrew + Diane Neal + On screen together = orgasmic love

I wondered exactly the same thing! Perhaps it isn't the hair gal, perhaps there is a virus that once you cross through the SVU door all red hair is attacked with hydrogen peroxide. I hate them both blonde, but that little half smile Kate did in her last scene just melted my little fake blonde hating heart & caused me to dream of Janeway/Casey crossovers all night.
eclecticfaneclecticfan on May 10th, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
I watched - the whole damn thing - because KM was going to be on. It's just one disappointment after another - 90 seconds screen time and she played an ass of a DA. Plus just *slight* overkill there, (un)Stabler? And don't even get me stared on Oliska...
rave_review on May 11th, 2006 03:10 am (UTC)
In the 97 seconds of her guest-starring role.

No way! And here I was all excited, thinking, "Oh my god! It's freaking Janeway!". There was even dancing involved when I read about it.
But I guess it wasn't worth the adrenaline, now. *scowl*

Curses, SVU!
a_noni_muss on May 12th, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
yeah I read Kate Mulgrew in the opening credits and immediately sat up straighter. I thought "Kate FREAKING Mulgrew is going to be on?! YES!" Then we had the ninety second appearance AND the BLONDE! Blonde is NOT the new RED! I mean did anyone see Kate in Tea at Five? I saw clips and her red hair was just BEAUTIFUL. Anyway, whoever said redheads are just more interesting I whole hearted-ly agree. Diane, Gillian, Kate, and sometimes Mariska it really doesn't get any better...so my question is WHY ARE THEY MESSING WITH A GOOD THING?!

okay I'm going to go now and let my caps lock recover from the abuse it's suffered because of these travesties.